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10 Lines That Won’t Work on a Cowgirl

Women compete in a Curry County NM rodeo.

One of the best things about being a city girl who has fallen in love with a rural cowboy has to be my new friendships with actual cowgirls. Lord, are these girls tough! And beautiful. And fit. And capable. I love cowgirls, and hope that one of these days I might kind of be like one. But fellas, if you’re hoping to date a cowgirl, you should probably be careful how you approach her. Here are some tips of things NOT to say if you want to date her.

1. You look like you need help opening that beer, here, let a man do it.

2. I don’t see how a little thing like you could handle a big old horse like that.

3. Personally, I like nice, quiet girls the best.

4. Things were so much better when y’all just rode sidesaddle.

5. Yeah, sure, you can rope and all that, honey, but question is, can you cook?

6. You sure you can drive a truck like that all by yourself?

7. You look great in those jeans, girl, but you’d look a lot better getting into mine.

8. Barrel racing is easy. That’s why girls do it.

9. Move over and let the men handle it, sweetheart.

10. You really think you can carry a saddle that heavy?

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5 thoughts on “10 Lines That Won’t Work on a Cowgirl

  1. Brooke July 30, 2012 at 11:24 pm Reply

    This is hilarious. One of my good friends used the phrase, “whoa, cowboy,” on the regular for those certain cowboys who overstep their bounds or those pseudo cowboys who think they’re something special with their calf ropin’ buckle circa ’93.

  2. kentmorris July 31, 2012 at 6:41 am Reply

    Hmmm…, it would seem that I married one of those. And then we raised a daughter like that too!

  3. the south dakota cowgirl July 31, 2012 at 10:48 am Reply

    Those are so true!

  4. Kara Nehring McMurtrey August 8, 2012 at 6:21 pm Reply

    Love these!!

  5. blueyedflicka October 23, 2012 at 3:04 pm Reply

    Reblogged this on Dating Is Hard and commented:
    Guys should just know when approaching a cowgirl…

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